Alyson suffers from a recurring nightmare.  She told 'What Hi-Fi?' magazine: "I keep having this dream where I'm being chased down an alley by a giant worm.  The alley is a dead end, and the worm catches me and eats me.  I pass through the worm and fall down a drain, where I go through the sewers and end up in Jack Nicholson's swimming pool.  Sometimes I wake up so scared that I change the channel."
 

Alyson considered becoming a nun, until she found out that nuns aren't allowed to appear in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
 

When asked what parts of her body she was dissatisfied with, Alyson replied that she would like slightly darker skin and prehensile toes.
 

Alyson is a big fan of British football, and has a poster of Norwich City striker Iwan Roberts on her bedroom wall.
 

Did you see that episode of Buffy where everything went silent and nobody could make any noise?  Man, that was fantastic - especially those creepy floating guys who smiled all the time and cut people open with scalpels.  And their weird servant-people in the straitjackets were cool too.
 

Alyson has a morbid fear of the circus.  This stems from her childhood, when her parents were eaten by a clown.
 

At High School, Alyson was voted Student Most Likely To Be A Bond Girl.
 

Alyson has a thing about Englishmen, as she finds English accents very attractive.  Oh man - I could be in there if I wasn't so ugly.  And I was an actor or rock star or something, instead of working at fucking Woolworths.
 

Alyson's Best Before date is clearly marked on her right ankle.
 

Performing an internet search for "Alyson Hannigan Naked" is a sure sign that you need to get out more often.  Try losing some weight, joining a club and moving out of your parent's house.
 

Alyson is number 132 in line to perform a guest voice for The Simpsons.
 

Alyson's beauty is not just skin deep.  Readers of British men's magazine 'FHM' recently voted her left kidney the world's most attractive internal organ.
 

Rumours that Alyson is due to appear in a remake of the classic Comedy/Horror movie 'Tremors' are complete bollocks, as I just made them up.
 

At her audition for American Pie, the producers made Alyson put a flute up her vagina and dance around while they clapped and laughed.
 

One day Alyson will turn up on your doorstep and fall in love with you.  You will leave your lonely and miserable existence behind and live happily forever.  She will also cook, clean and suck your willy whenever you ask.  (Unless you are a girl, in which case she will lick your bits.)