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This is a photo of Alyson on
the beach with that annoying boy from American Pie. She just wanted to
relax and look at the sea, but he kept making silly jokes and trying to have
sex with pies. In the end she got so annoyed that she rammed her car
keys in his mouth to shut him up! He got his own back though - he had a wee in her trainers when she wasn't looking. I quite like the boy from American Pie. His hair cut is even worse than mine, so he makes me feel good about myself. Until I go to bed and the lonely dreams start again. |
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This is from the time Alyson
auditioned for the part of Queen Amidala in Star Wars Episode One: The
Phantom Menace. George Lucas isn't very good at auditioning actors, so
instead he gets them to have a big car race and the role goes to the winner. Alyson was doing really well, until Natalie Portman cut her up on a hairpin bend. Poor Alyson smashed her Toyota into a wall and was out of the race. Portman went on to win and was given the role of Queen Amidala, even though she was obviously far too young to be ruling a planet! I'll bet Episode One would have been a million times better if Alyson was in it. |
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This is the first time Alyson saw the Willow
action figure that was made in her likeness. Unfortunately, she tried
to eat it, and as you can see it didn't taste very nice. People say "Oh that stupid Hannigan, always trying to eat toys, they should lock her up." But they don't understand - when Alyson was a little girl she lived in a liquorice factory. Her family didn't have a lot of money, and at Christmas her parents would have to make her presents out of liquorice. So to this day, when she sees toys she thinks that she can eat them! I wonder what her parents used to colour the liquorice? I made a barbie doll out of liquorice, and I used oil paint to stop it being all black. It looked pretty cool, but it made me sick when I ate it. My sick was all red and I got scared because I didn't know if it was because of the the pink paint, or if I was puking blood! I should have made a Darth Vader figure. I wouldn't have had to paint it. |
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This is how Alyson got her
pet wasp, Mr. Twirly. She was running down the street without any
shoes on when she stepped on him! She sat down and peeled him off her
foot, and to her surprise, he was still alive. That is why she looks
so happy. She nursed him back to health by feeding him jam and blowing warm air on his wings. They now share a deep emotional bond, and Mr. Twirly follows her everywhere. If you look really closely you can sometimes see him on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, sitting on Alyson's shoulder. |
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Alyson is a very kind
person, and when she heard that an Amazonian warrior tribe were massive fans
of American Pie she decided to fly over for a guest appearance. She was guest of honour at the annual rain blessing, and was initiated into the tribe as blessed celebrity mascot. Everything was going really well until the chief demanded that she actually enact her movie characters' "putting a flute up her vagina" joke. Alyson is holding one of the tribe's special ceremonial flutes in this photo. Shortly after this was taken she whacked the chief round the head with the flute and ran like hell. |